If your book gets published in South Korea, it might have beauteous line drawings instead of photos. If you’re Chris Beha, one of those drawings might be of that time you were in a sperm bank at the top of the Empire State building. If you’re the illustrator, that image might be of “a boy trying to catch sperm with a giant butterfly net while the sperm were floating above him.” Lesson Twelve: Get your book published in South Korea.